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[ (from here.)

listen you brought this up, also the chafing would definitely maybe be enough to kill someone??? this is why he's still a virgin. ]

got my two sisters and mom upstairs
having the whole bottom floor to myself seemed like a pretty good trade off to me
now im living in a mansion with like eighty other people

what
about sex?
i mean yeah
but that kind of thing doesn't really work out for me

[ NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO BRING UP THE BAD END, OW. ]

hah, the morning rush for the toilet must be something of a death trap.
that sounds like fun.

so, and this is just for science
it's really just you and your hand?
and you're fine with that?

[ i have Regrets thanks. ]

it gets pretty busy im not gonna lie

yeah??
it's not like i got an alternative even if i wasn't fine with it
but idk
when you can jerk it in less than five seconds it kind of takes the fun out of it i guess

[ not as much as i do i'm sure

and also

what ]

okay, what the hell
is that how it really works for you
because i'm feeling all sorts of sad over this now
no one should live the sad sexless ameoba life

[ i hate this ]

it's weird i don't try to understand it ok
but hey don't be sad im good i swear
more for you right
keep doing your thing and i'll just live vicariously through you

[ suffer misery in company, at least?

also this suggestion comes from a concerned place ]

you could always third wheel

if you want

some girls are into that kind of thing, i could find someone real easy

[ this is veering so quickly into awkward territory and he doesn't know what to do,,,,,,, ]

ok
i appreciate the offer and concern (??)
but
i mean it's not even that i don't want to like

it'd be nice? to try it???
but there are so many things
that could go wrong in that scenario that i just can't

you're not helping me understand the problem here
so you're a quick shot, there's ways to work around that
there's
voyeurism, bondage and shit
girls can be kinky

is it that you're into guys?

i'm not judging, i just don't get why you're holding yourself back like this

im into guys
i like girls too
like that part doesn't even matter but

[ how do you explain i move too fast and can probably literally fuck someone to death without actually saying it. ]

i don't think im kinky?
it's hard for me to focus
i could probably hurt someone bad and that doesn't for make very good pillow talk in the afterglow

have you considered seeing someone about it?

look i'm invested in this conversation now, you can tell me off anytime
but you've been a good friend to me
you always look out for me and i appreciate it

is there any way i can help?

[ sangwoo refuses to believe peter isn't kinky in SOME way, everyone is, come on ]

i mean i could but
im pretty sure this is just like
a genetic thing

look youre cool too
thanks for the free shots
id just be stoked to meet someone who can put up with me for more than like a day tbh

that sounds really depressing
i can't believe this turned into a conversation about my non sex life
i was supposed to be giving you advice right
be straight with her

[ can this conversation get any more awkward, baby jesus on a jumping stick ]

if you say so
i have my doubts, but okay

and why wouldn't people want to hang with you, you're pretty cool

you should come with me when i tell her
not that you'll be right there when i tell her
but i get the feeling i'd want to drink when it's all done
and she might try to hit me
is that rude to say

something about me being too impatient or something

nah
i mean i wouldn't be surprised if she did
i can be there if you want me to
either way we can definitely get drinks afterwards

we'll drink to friendship
and to cheating?
nah

to your non sex life and living vicariously through mine

okay no that's even weirder

let's just drink

yeah lets just go with that

i'll bring kurt
hes gotta shed his banana peel sometime

i'm never seeing bananas the same way from now on

i feel so bad for kurt

you brought it up first my dude

we're all a bunch of losers i hate to break it to you

some of you are more loser-y than the rest

scott would be at the top if not for jean
jean knocks him down to second topmost loser instead

still undecided on which of you is at the top though, honestly

kurt actually tries his best
scott has jean
jubes and storm are cool
so im pretty sure im still holder of the biggest loser title here

you almost sound proud about that
you're not a loser, don't think that

anyone who's friends with me isn't a loser, i've decided

loser and proud
or however it goes

[ mutant and proud, actually, not that it really matters. this is, what's the term? fair-weather friends? or something. there's a reason why peter never stops at any place aside from the mansion long enough but it's just that everything moves so slowly, and sometimes having a bass beat to keep his heart rate in time to helps ground him. just a little. ]

watch it
you might turn into one too

there's a puerile joke out there somewhere, about how losers don't get laid
for the sake of your self-proclaimed loserness - which i refuse to acknowledge - i'm not gonna make that joke

[ but would mutants judge a serial killer, is the question here. peter is good company, and in some twisted way sangwoo does consider him a genuine friend (as much as he can have any). it's become the barometer by which he judges interactions, lately: can i show this person the basement? ]

i guess i don't gotta worry about you being a loser if you can use puerile in a text about getting laid
and still make it sound classy somehow

[ it's a tricky one, peter believes in good and preserving life yet his own estranged father has killed just as many. it's the kind of question that makes him wonder how much of a human he is to even make that call to begin with. but sangwoo has been chill and patient in a way that people usually aren't, and how many people are left in peter's life who can actually tolerate him these days? ]

aw shucks
you're gonna make me wanna cry

don't cry just yet, we haven't even shared a number of landmark experiences between us.
this is our first.

[ if only they knew of each other in terms of the things that matter - that one of them is a step to evolutionary progress, and the other is a serial killer of an extremely terrible bent. ]

we still have to find you someone to spend your life with! cry then!

i dunno
carrying you to the bathroom that one time and holding your hair back while you puked seemed like a pretty landmark experience to me

[ a pair of misfits. peter more so, if only because he's not nearly as charismatic as sangwoo. ]

you're really determined about this
but yeah ok we'll see alright

and i've always been thankful for that heartwarming toilet moment
but we ought to have others that don't involve tile and vodka

[ is it really worth it to be more like sangwoo, though? ]

you've given me a challenge
i'd like to meet it straight on

open.

@cuts (tfln)

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are we assuming an au here or ??? in regards to how they know each other

yeah! au where peter meets sangwoo at clubs or something (which is a terrible idea)

i feel so bad for peter

i keep thinking about how he can't even get drunk he's just there to make sure sangwoo gets home

heaven help them that peter hasn't gone through the basement when it's occupied, because Y I K E S

it's fine he just drops him off in front of his door and runs back to the mansion (im crying)

i'm crying too this is horrible

i made a Mistake

mistakes were made and everybody had a Time

stares at my hands

shakes head, holds hand

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